Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
They took my balls.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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