So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Dude. The amount of love and appreciation from a house full of stoners when you come home at 4 am with donuts is overwhelming. The kind of love to make Jesus have to work a little harder at his unconditional love thing.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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