So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
is wine microwaveable?
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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