My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
My penis needs a shock collar
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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