Do you still have your period?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
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