Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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