omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
all I wanna do is swim in an Olympic sized pool of Gatorade and tylenol.
Well sundance is in town and Im going to use my one and only shot to bang Taylor swift... Does it count as a random if shes famous?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Randomize