OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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