I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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