Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Question: have you ever spent your Tuesday evening helping your one-night-stand create a resume? Because I have...
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