College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
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