do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't remember coming in last night, but apparently I ate a piece of pizza because when I woke up I had pizza crust stuck to the back of my thighs.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
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