I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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