is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
I feel like half our conversations start this way.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
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