Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
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