When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
Randomize
