Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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