so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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