your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
I am too drunk to be out in this weather around all these animals.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
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