I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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