All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
I'm going to ride your dick until it falls off. That horny.
I'm equal parts terrified and turned on. Come over.
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
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