I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
Two words: nipple clamps
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