Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
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