You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I don't want my vagina anymore.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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