i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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