Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
my head looks like a cockatoo
mine looks like a lions mane...looks like the entire zoo is going to prom
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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