yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Randomize
