it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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