I got us kicked out of the bar because the waitress found me in the kitchen trying to make spaghetti
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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