Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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