i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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