Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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