i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
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