Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
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