sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
40s are totally the cure
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Randomize
