You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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