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my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
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