you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
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