He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
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I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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