Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Im part way to drunk.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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