i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
I'm sure you can think of a way to make money.. God didn't give you boobs that awesome to waste them feeding your children..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
