I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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