speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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