Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
my ultimate dream in life is to have sperm so powerful that it will rival that of jim bob duggar.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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