no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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