I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
then he tried to convert me to islam
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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