the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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