Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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