does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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