Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I woke up naked on the bathroom floor. the tile grout marks on my boobs hurt, i mananged to use a roll toilet paper as a pillow. never again. did we eat salad?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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