I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
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