Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
A very confused plastic surgeon just called. Apparently I called asking how much it costs to get a vodka funnel installed straight to my brain...
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
Randomize
