If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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