So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
Stop introducing me to people as your little sister.
I don't think the lady gaga poster on your wall qualifies you as a brother.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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