quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
Randomize
