Duck Duck Cougar?
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
I mean, drunk me really liked him, maybe sober me will too. Who am I to deny fate?
there is glitter all over my balls
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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