margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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