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Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
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