I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
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