I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
The difference between 22 and 28 is bigger than I realised. I had the urge to put on Spongebob and give him a cookie.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
